Women Blame Trump for… Their Fallopian Tubes?

As Donald Trump prepares for his second term, the political hysteria from the left has reached comical new heights. Forget protests, petitions, or peaceful demonstrations—some women are now resorting to irreversible sterilization procedures to “protect their reproductive rights.” Yes, you read that correctly. This is lunacy at its finest. Apparently, these women haven’t considered that in four years, Trump will no longer be president. But hey, why let logic ruin a perfectly good overreaction?

“The Election Made Me Do It”

In a plotline seemingly ripped from The Handmaid’s Tale, several women have decided to undergo elective sterilization because they fear a total collapse of reproductive freedoms under Trump’s administration. One woman from Washington claimed, “I felt like the election tied my hands and forced me to be sterilized.” Forced? Really? Last I checked, no one was holding them down in a dystopian birthing center screaming, “Trump’s orders!”

The irony here is rich. These women have spent years championing the slogan “my body, my choice,” only to willingly surrender that choice. And all because they’re convinced a 78-year-old man with a golf swing is going to outlaw birth control. Spoiler alert: He’s not.

“I’d Rather Be Sterile Than Logical”

One OnlyFans model from Florida declared, “For me, the idea of getting pregnant is worse than death.” Worse than death? Wow. Forget the many safe and effective birth control options available—she’s opting to remove her fallopian tubes because what if Trump somehow magically forces her into motherhood?

These decisions aren’t born out of necessity or health concerns—they’re political theater. The same woman admitted she was already considering sterilization but decided to fast-track the surgery after Trump’s win. Why? To send a message? To whom? Unless Donald Trump moonlights as her gynecologist, it’s unlikely he’ll ever know or care about her fallopian tubes.

The Four-Year Panic

Here’s the kicker: Trump’s term lasts four years. Four. Years. Meanwhile, these women are making irreversible decisions that will impact the rest of their lives. One woman even admitted she would’ve canceled her surgery if Kamala Harris had won. Let that sink in. Her ability to bear children hinged entirely on the outcome of an election.

But don’t worry, folks, they’ve thought this through. One sterilized woman lamented, “This isn’t a wanted procedure, but one of necessity due to the politics and subjugation coming our way.” Politics and subjugation? Lady, you’re not living in Gilead. You’re living in a country where even the “oppressive” Trump administration said decisions about abortion belong to the states, not the federal government.

The 4B Movement: No Men Allowed

To top it all off, some women are joining the “4B movement,” a feminist protest group advocating for “no sex, no marriage, no dating, no children.” Sounds like a dream for every single man tired of being blamed for everything. Naturally, social media is filled with TikToks of women shaving their heads, vowing to abstain from relationships, and declaring independence from… what exactly?

Here’s the best part: This movement has been widely mocked online, and for good reason. One commenter summed it up perfectly, “Nothing says defeat like eliminating yourself from the gene pool.” Another quipped, “Perfect. Evolutionary dead ends cutting their own branches off.”

Trump’s Actual Policies

Let’s set the record straight. Trump has repeatedly stated that he will not support a federal abortion ban. In fact, he’s gone so far as to say he’d veto one. His administration’s position has been clear: Leave it up to the states. Yet somehow, in the fevered imaginations of these women, he’s plotting to outlaw IUDs and handmaids.

Meanwhile, First Lady Melania Trump, of all people, has publicly voiced her unwavering support for abortion rights. So, while these women are in surgical gowns, convinced their rights are under siege, Melania is casually advocating for personal freedom from the White House.

Final Thoughts

This sterilization hysteria isn’t about preserving rights; it’s about indulging in political drama. These women have convinced themselves they’re fighting tyranny, but all they’re doing is proving just how far Trump Derangement Syndrome can go.

In four years, Trump will likely be handing the baton to another Republican president (just saying), and these irreversible decisions will remain. The only thing that will last longer than their sterilizations is their regret.

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