There’s a certain art to giving a speech. Some leaders inspire, some spark debate, and then there’s Kamala Harris, who… well, she leaves us scratching our heads. Recently, The Greg Gutfeld Show treated us to a delightful roast of one of Kamala’s more perplexing moments. In what can only be described as a word salad dressed in confusion, Harris declared that she has “fought for many who have harmed other human beings.”
For those who missed it, Harris’s speech wasn’t just about the usual “fighting for democracy” line. No, she took it up a notch by wandering down a verbal maze that few could follow. Just as her audience thought they might understand where she was headed, she threw out a line about helping people who hurt people—a revelation met with equal parts laughter and disbelief. Let’s dive into this masterpiece of political rhetoric, courtesy of the vice president.
Moving Forward… to Nowhere?
In Reno, Harris began with a classic: “We are here because we are fighting for a democracy.” So far, so good, right? But then she really took her audience for a ride. “Moving forward,” she said. And then again: “Moving forward, understand the difference here.” The difference between what and what? We’ll never know. This was the oratory equivalent of a dog chasing its tail—circles without a destination, and certainly without clarity.
Greg Gutfeld couldn’t resist the moment, commenting that “she couldn’t move forward from that sentence!” It’s as if she’s physically tethered to her own teleprompter. Even the crowd at The Gutfeld Show seemed to feel the “IQ regression” that Gutfeld humorously claimed he experienced. Was this a pep talk, a call to action, or an exercise in making her audience dizzy? Who’s to say?
A Twist: “I Have Helped People Who Hurt People”
Then came the pièce de résistance: “I have helped many who have harmed other human beings.” Let’s unpack that, shall we? For a sitting Vice President to make such an admission is, at best, baffling, and at worst, a public relations nightmare.
It was at this point that The Gutfeld Show panelists unleashed some of their best material. Todd Piro pointed out that, technically, Harris has indeed been in the business of “helping” people who harm others. She’s championed support for illegal immigrants, some of whom have committed crimes against Americans. She’s lent vocal support to rioters in places like Minneapolis, causing immeasurable harm to local communities. And she’s supported policies that allow boys in girls’ sports, impacting the integrity and safety of women’s sports. So, maybe she wasn’t so far off after all—she really has helped people who harm others.
Teleprompter Malfunctions and Truth Bombs
Perhaps the most telling part of this comedic tragedy is what we’re left to ponder: Was this a teleprompter fail, or did she simply panic? According to another panelist, the crowd cheered a little too long, and Harris, caught off-guard, fumbled to recall the right words. As Greg Gutfeld joked, maybe this was her “most accurate statement yet.” If so, perhaps it’s time to change tactics—perhaps an improv class might be in order?
It’s become a running theme with Harris. Every time she’s in front of a mic, we’re left with yet another memorable, nonsensical phrase. In this latest installment, she somehow managed to string together words that sound poetic but are ultimately hollow. As the Gutfeld Show pointed out, it’s a bit like trying to piece together a mystery without a solution—only instead of historians in the distant future scratching their heads, it’s us, right now, trying to make sense of it all.
“Word Salad” Wizardry
It’s almost impressive, in a way, how consistently Kamala Harris delivers these “word salads.” She’s like a chef, throwing in a bit of “moving forward” here, a dash of “democracy” there, and stirring it all up with a few ambiguous phrases that hint at purpose but lack meaning. And it’s not even the first time! From her infamous “Imagine what can be, unburdened by what has been” to this latest piece on helping those who harm, Harris has practically created her own genre of rhetoric.
And the audience response? Well, The Gutfeld Show fans certainly appreciate the free entertainment. After all, who knew that the VP’s speeches would give us more comedy gold than anything else on TV? It’s almost like Kamala is doing stand-up without even realizing it.
Who Knew Biden Would Seem Clearer?
In a twist of irony, this latest word salad makes Joe Biden look like the clearer communicator in the administration. Tyrus on The Gutfeld Show even remarked, “Who knew Joe Biden was a clearer speaker?” Given Biden’s own history of gaffes, it’s a low bar, but hey—credit where credit’s due. In the world of confusing political speech, Kamala may have officially outdone her own boss.
Final Thoughts: Is This Really Vice Presidential?
Ultimately, we’re left with a question: How did we get here? Kamala Harris is the Vice President of the United States, yet her speeches increasingly sound like a mix of motivational jargon and abstract poetry, all with the same outcome—confusion. It’s easy to laugh, but at the end of the day, this is someone who represents the country on a global stage. Is it too much to ask for a little clarity?
The real concern is not just that her statements make for great material on late-night shows. It’s that behind the jokes, there’s a serious lack of coherence and, arguably, competence. As much as we love a good laugh, the stakes are high, and it’s a little unsettling that the words “vice president” and “word salad” have become almost synonymous.
So, Kamala, thank you for the laughs. But maybe next time, let’s try for something a bit more straightforward. After all, we’re all listening—just still trying to figure out what you’re saying.
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