Well folks, Hunter Biden is back in the headlines—which, let’s be honest, is where he’s most comfortable. And this time, it’s not about a laptop, Chinese business deals, or mysterious white powder in the West Wing. Nope. This time, Hunter decided the world needed three full hours of his wisdom, profanity, and blame-shifting during a YouTube interview. He managed to torch George Clooney, defend illegal immigration with all the finesse of a wrecking ball, and blame Ambien for Joe Biden’s infamous debate disaster. Grab some popcorn—this isn’t just a meltdown. This is the Biden family’s slow-motion implosion streaming live.
Hunter’s “I’m Not Gonna Be Nice” Tour Kicks Off
On the one-year anniversary of Joe Biden pulling out of the 2024 race, Hunter sat down with YouTuber Andrew Callahan for what can only be described as a profanity-laced therapy session. The target of his anger? George Clooney. Why? Because Clooney had the audacity to suggest Joe should gracefully exit stage left in a New York Times op-ed. Hunter’s response was classic: “I don’t have to be [BLEEP] nice. George Clooney is not a [BLEEP] actor. [BLEEP] you. What do you have to do with [BLEEP] anything?” Somewhere in Delaware, a Biden staffer is probably still curled up under a desk whispering, “Please stop helping, Hunter. Please.”
Defending Joe With… Ambien?
Hunter didn’t stop at torching Clooney. No, he then decided to defend his father’s debate performance by throwing Ambien and jet lag under the bus. According to Hunter, Joe had just flown enough miles to circle the Earth three times and was “tired as [BLEEP].” Naturally, the White House gave him Ambien to help him sleep, which totally explains why the leader of the free world looked like a tranquilized sloth on stage. Nothing says “fit for office” like blaming sleeping pills for your debate disaster. Thanks for the reassurance, Hunter.
Hunter’s Hot Take on Illegal Immigration: “Who Cleans Your Hotel Rooms?”
If you thought Hunter would stop there, think again. He then pivoted to America’s border crisis and delivered this gem: “People are upset about illegal immigration? [BLEEP] you. Who do you think cleans your [BLEEP] hotel rooms? Who do you think cooks your [BLEEP] food? Who do you think washes your [BLEEP] dishes?” Nothing screams “man of the people” quite like screaming at them while reducing millions of hardworking immigrants to hotel maids and dishwashers. And let’s not forget his foreign policy strategy: threatening to invade El Salvador unless they take back migrants. Totally normal behavior for the President’s son.
Even the Left Is Cringing
Here’s the kicker—this isn’t just cringe for conservatives. Even Democrats are choking on their oat milk lattes right now. Hunter’s three-hour word salad manages to confirm every GOP talking point: Biden is too old and exhausted for the job, the family is a chaotic circus, and their approach to the border is elitist nonsense. At this point, RNC ad-makers should send Hunter a thank-you card and maybe a fruit basket.
A Masterclass in Biden Family Hypocrisy
This interview was supposed to be Hunter defending his father’s “legacy.” Instead, it’s three hours of pure hypocrisy. He blasts Clooney for undermining Joe while undermining Joe’s debate performance himself. He demands unity from Democrats while screaming at Americans to “shut up” about illegal immigration. And he paints Joe as a victim of exhaustion and Ambien, without ever stopping to wonder if maybe—just maybe—that’s a sign his father shouldn’t still be President. This isn’t damage control. It’s a political self-own wrapped in a YouTube thumbnail.
The Big Takeaway
Hunter Biden just did what Republicans couldn’t. He turned Biden family drama into a three-hour viral campaign ad for Trump 2028 (Just Kidding). He reminded Americans why they’re worried about Joe’s stamina, furious about the border, and sick of coastal elites wagging their fingers from ivory towers. If this is the Biden team’s strategy to win back voters, congratulations—you’re making Kamala look like the stable one.
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